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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via ihip2)

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hate:

tips on liking people:

  • dont

(via almasworld)

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+ When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
Melanie Exler strengthenizer  (via mirroir)

(Source: strengthenizer, via makeit-sick)

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thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this
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jonasbrothers:

*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat* my photoshoot on the kardashian game ends in 5 minutes and i only have 3 stars 

(via thechildofstyle)

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nialllhoran:

i miss 2012 when niall was the one in the group who didn’t cut his hair and it used to curl out from under his snapback and he was just running around with braces lookin cute, what a time to be alive

(via almasworld)

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

(via almasworld)

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

image

(via almasworld)

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  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself
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